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DO SAY: 'A cursory look at the design and anatomical positioning of the male and female sexual organs shows that when God designed Homo sapiens, aestheticism and ease of access were not high on the job description. The human genitalia are not exactly user-friendly.'
DON'T SAY: 'I feel that it's time for our sex life to move on to the next stage. You don't have a fear of rodents, do you?'