You Don't Know Dick: How I Healed My Daddy Issues Fixing Broken Dicks

Kristina Denton is an actress, stand-up comedian, writer, and producer with a sharp pen, a fearless sense of humor, and an eye for life's most outrageous plot twists. She recently premiered her first feature film as screenwriter, Hollywood Grit, starring Max Martini and Tyrese Gibson, a dark, stylized thriller that debuted in select theaters. Whether on screen or on the page, she's known for telling bold, messy, unfiltered stories that expose the comedy hiding inside pain, grief, and wildly inappropriate moments.
A proud small-town California native with big-screen tenacity, Kristina has built a cross-media career that spans independent film, television, and digital content. Her work is powered by a deep curiosity about human behavior, the absurdity of social norms, and the intimate awkwardness of being alive. She's also no stranger to reinvention: after a family tragedy and a sexless relationship left her emotionally bankrupt, she took a job treating erectile dysfunction in Los Angeles. (You Don't Know Dick, her debut memoir, is what happened next.)