From these wrongheaded guidelines you will find out about everything you have to do so that your mother-in-law can bear you a little easier. If you have a friend with an unusual mother-in-law, please offer this book to her! She will be amused and comforted by the thought that she is not alone in the world. If everyone praises you for your wonderful mother-in-law virtues, congratulations! How did you do it? You really have a serious reason to buy this book, so you can prove how ripping you are... by comparison. I would like to meet you. If you are a daughter-in-law and you will recognize your mother-in-law in these lines, please do not give her as a gift! It's better to early learn to take care of yourself. If you happen to recognize yourself in the description, then you should be proud that books are being written about you. You don't have to take everything seriously because, after all, these lines are just a funny excerpt from a fiction book - Beatrice in Barcelona, by Emma Blue.