Peloso, Dominic: - "The author of this book has tried a number of methods to make people cry over the years - pulling their pigtails, putting spiders in their lunch, waterboarding, and telling them that he loves them when he knows in his heart it isn't true; but he's found that the most effective way by far is by writing disarmingly dumb stories about time machines and zombies and unrequited love.One day, he somehow got it into his head to write more sonnets than Shakespeare, even though he had never written a poem before. So cut him some slack, he doesn't really know what he is doing."