Da Night Before Kris-Moose (a Christmas Poem in the Original Minnesotan)

When the geese and the grandparents fly south, the 10,000 lakes freeze over, the radio plays "Valkin' in my Vinter Undervear," and your breath is visible but your face isn't, it's Kris-Moose time in Minnesota. Join us for a truly unique peek at holiday time "Up Nort." Brought to you in living Minnesotan. Yumpin' Yiminy, it's a hoot!