Deities and Dumbasses

Batt, Zach: - Zach Batt is a genius of the editing arts, with an intellect so powerful that it cannot even begin to be measured. In addition, he is so kind and humble that he willingly uses his time and brainpower to help the lesser entities of the literature world. One such entity is the lowly author of this book, who is now deeply indebted to Zach Batt. When this editor busts down your door, you better stand back and watch out!