The End of the Road

Ray, Stephanie: - Well, aren't you in for a treat? Let me give you the grand tour of my dazzling existence. I'm a complex and multifaceted individual with the same combination of ambition and crippling self-doubt as most other humans. But what makes me special? Well, I'm a little bit of a disaster. By day, I'm a professional over-thinker, an expert at misplacing my brain, and a part-time motivational speaker to my students that never asked for my unsolicited advice only for me to shut up. By night, I'm a procrastinating connoisseur with extensive knowledge of things that I'll never finish. I believe in balance: work hard, nap harder