This book dares to ask questions that few others do, exploring the theory of ancient doughnut encounters and the methods of pseudoscientists everywhere. In this parody and commentary, historian Torger Vedeler and his friend V.R.Y. Silly take you on an exciting tour and critique of ancient astronaut belief, lost continents, and mysterious ruins worldwide, showing how and why pseudoscience gets our understanding of the ancient world so very, very wrong.