"Are you kidding me? I am Goose " A literal-minded goose derails a favorite childhood game--Duck, Duck, Goose--by objecting when Pig, Fox, Dodo, and other players are tapped as "Goose." Distraction, squabbling, and asking for snacks threaten to end the game completely. Bossy Rabbit restores calm, but Goose doesn't understand what the problem is until he gets a taste of his own medicine as several ducks arrive and join in, each insisting, "I am Duck " Engaging animal characters cavort through this spirited, laugh-aloud romp.