I'm sitting on the bench at the foot of my bed, face buried in my hands, still feeling stuffed from yesterday's binge. Guilty. Ashamed...

After yet another night of binging, Shaena makes the tough decision to attend Overeaters Anonymous (OA). There's more than just the overeating, but she can't even admit it to herself, let alone anyone else. All she knows is that her life is out of control. Is she finally ready to face her demons and end her love affair with donuts?

On her way to her first meeting, she meets Mike, a hot personal trainer who's new in town, offers Shaena free training, and asks her on a date. Shaena couldn't be happier. But is Mike interested in her, or does he have other plans for this BBW?

I Should Have Worn a Curtain is a raw look at one woman's struggle to deal with the complexities of male and female relationships and her greatest antagonist: Herself.