Ever wonder why airports sell alcohol at 7 AM? You're about to find out.

From Gate Lice blocking the jet bridge to Reclining Rick smashing your kneecaps, travel is a non-stop parade of morons. Matt Young captures them all in savage rhymes and eye-popping art.

One read and you'll swap rage for roaring laughter - exactly what you need at 30,000 feet, in a two-hour queue, or on a sun-lounger under siege.

Grab your copy now and laugh before the morons board.

Why You Need This Book:

• Instant stress relief - Snarky verses proven to lower travel blood-pressure.*
• Painfully relatable - You've met these morons, unfortunately.
• Travel sized - Slides into any carry-on or seat-back pocket.
• Ruthless rhymes - Each page drips with sarcasm and truth.
• Eye-catching illustrations - Bold, vibrant illustrations makes every scene pop.
• Gift Ready - perfect for frequent fliers and last-minute gag gifts.

*Claim based on the author's totally non-scientific research.