This side-splittingly funny and indispensable guide takes you on an uproarious journey through the ins and outs of driving. With relatable anecdotes and witty commentary, this book is your co-pilot to help you conquer your fears, avoid common mistakes, and tackle the road with confidence.

Author and self-proclaimed "World's Worst Driver" Wreck-it-Winston shares hilarious experiences behind the wheel, from epic parallel parking fails to unforgettable encounters with road-rage warriors. With a witty and light-hearted approach, you will learn invaluable lessons in road safety, vehicle maintenance, and how to remain cool under pressure.

• Comical insights into the secret lives of driving instructors
• Hysterical tips for navigating rush hour traffic and road trips
• Humorous advice on dealing with backseat drivers and overeager passengers
• Unforgettable stories of near-misses, automotive blunders, and epic driving fails
• Practical guidance on car maintenance and emergency preparedness

Whether you're a new driver or a seasoned pro with a penchant for bumper cars, the "New Driver's Guide: A Hilarious Handbook for New (and Bad!) Drivers" is your ticket to enjoying the road with a smile on your face. Get ready to rev up your engine and unleash your inner speed demon (safely, of course) as you cruise through this laugh-out-loud guide to becoming the best driver you can be.