'Don't forget, lovely listeners: if there's nothing to feel, then there's nothing to fear!'

Number one fan, Eva Jeong, adores her daily routine. She wakes up bright and early, texts her twin sister, and watches The Lifetime Lila Show

on her black-and-white television in her little pink bungalow. She's perfectly happy.

Charming television host, Lila, is a beacon of hope for the British public. Nobody else can look after an entire nation with such charm and grace from morning to night!

Except the idyllic life Eva cares for so deeply will soon be disrupted by a simple knock on the door. Lila's warm, welcoming smile suddenly doesn't feel as safe as it did before.

What is everyone hiding from Eva - and what is Eva hiding from?