If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 4, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...

THE TELL-TALE BUTT - MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF MY UNSAVED DATA AFTER A COMPUTER CRASH - THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACULA, NOW POUND MY BUTT - MY HANDSOME SENTIENT FACE MASK PROTECTS ME DESPITE THE RIDICULOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT HE WON'T ALSO HE POUNDS MY BUTT - THE BUTT POUNDER OF THE OPERA - CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN'T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR

Reader beware, you're in for a boner!