Here's the deal... Dave is on the run. A pair of mafioso wannabes are pursuing him on the orders from their undead boss. The only protection Dave has is a young superhero named Rocky Phantasmic. Dave's wife Heather wants to help him, but she's chained to a station wagon driven by a crazed priest who wants to kill Dave before the undead boss could get his hands on him. Did I mention the mafia guys have a real life supervillain on their side? Meanwhile, Dave's would-be business partner, the canceled comedian Cliff Quentin, has had his not-a-comeback tour waylaid by demonic garbagemen and other strange horrors he can't comprehend. Throughout Dave's misadventure, a cosmic demon called He Who Walks Above is watching, waiting for everything to come together.

Confused? Let's start over.

What do a writer, a canceled comedian, a polyamorous wife, a superhero, a fallen priest, a pair of unmade men, an undead boss, a supervillain, and cosmic demon have in common? Nothing at all, but they're on a collision course regardless. All the while, unanswered question hangs in the air like a funk on the morning breeze: Who the fuck is Rocky Phantasmic?!

Get ready for a hilariously violent tale of blood, guts, monsters, and nuts that only someone as twisted as Daniel Aegan can bring you. From mean streets to empty retail outlets, comedy clubs to highway rest stops, and scrap yards to churches, this book will drag you through dark dimensions of sex, blood, and an all-you-can-eat horror buffet.

Don't say you weren't warned.