Kids just love this "Funny Holiday & Santa Fart Jokes Christmas Book For Kids -
Kid Christmas Calender With Farts" holiday season book calendar.

Kids also do enjoy a good laugh on Santa, Reindeers, Bells, Elfs & other Holiday Cheer especially if they can enjoy celebrating their own way.

Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cool kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way!

countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years.

This countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar.

This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home!

Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way!

The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year!

If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the most intensive fart surprise that is going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place.

Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory price.

By the way, if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later!

Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined!

Pick up this hilariously smelly holiday fart joke book & laugh down to Christmas day the farty way together with your children because this is fun for the whole family...