No matter how many little kids you ask, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" not one of them will tell you, "When I grow up I'm going to be a slumlord". How does it happen? What's it like? Sit back and get comfortable and I'll explain. If you're curious or even if you're just bored, flip through the pages and you can come to work with me. I'm a slumlord in the ghetto. Everyday I put on my gun and drive less than ten miles. Those ten miles take me to another world. Sometimes it's frustrating. Sometimes it's scary. Often it's just downright funny. Keep an open mid. You're going to experience an entirely different culture. Come on...Let's go to work.